Seasonal Glitter

Went to a children's Christmas play this morning. Oh joy.
It was just a tad boring. One of those kinds of things where nobody's mic is on and they all forget their lines. The best part was when the donkey came in. It was actually a man in a donkey costume crawling on the floor. Don't know why that was funny to me, but it was.

Came home, fixed lunch. Ate then cleaned up. Wrapped some presents. Such a glittery day. It is December, just a few weeks before Christmas and it's 80 degrees today. Hard to get in the hot coco, sleigh ride mood.

Last night I was on the floor, my kids on top of me playing. My man decided to join in and put all his weight on me. I couldn't breath and started coughing. When he finally rolled off, I got up and was coughing up blood. Should I be worried?

This will end now because I have to pee.

Moody Monday.

Today is a typical Monday. Wake up and life slaps you in the face.
I couldn't sleep last night which is no surprise. Could be that we found out that LSU will be playing for the national champs on Jan 7th '08. Very excited abut that.

Anyway, I couldn't sleep. I stayed up and watched some movie with Jack Nichol's. He was a detective on the verge of retirement when a child was murdered. He promised her mother that he would find her killer. It actually was so boring, I went to bed halfway through it.
I got up at 5:45am. Was supposed to get started on work so that I could mail thm off by tomorrow. Needless to say it was a Monday. Mondays, everything goes wrong. No supplies delivered by 7am, 8am finally around 9sh I get a call.Be about 1pm.

Monday. grrrr I am posting this tuesday evening. Typical Monday, heh?

Another football weekend

How proud am I of my LSU Tigers!
This goes out my friends who I always enjoy a friendly pissing contest with:

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!

Ok, now that is all out of the way, lets move on.
I went to church this morning. A first in a while, tbh. I was standing beside stupid mexican and this lady walks up she is telling me how beautiful I am and every time she sees me, I get cuter.
SM makes fun of me the rest of the morning and says we need to invite her over for a threesome. Hmm, yea...I don't think so.

I came home and fixed a homemade spaghetti and garlic bread. It was verrrry good. I imagine within the next hour, I will be dying with heartburn. 'Not bad manners, just good food', as they say.

Four days to the anniversary. Still, I have bought no gift. 11 years is steel. I wonder if they make steel picture frames? I was thinking of serving divorce papers in a picture frame. Engraved, of course. Either that or a cock ring. I need to go shopping...mwahahhaha

So much for this lazy Sunday. I am worthless for the rest of what's left of today/night.

Ho Ho Ho...

About time.

I have been meaning to start one of these blog thingys. I alway read other peoples verbal vomit and never spill mine.
So it is about time I do so.

I am not sure what is louder right now the sound of my typing, football in the background, the dryer or my tummy. I ate a late lunch today, a hamburger. No breakfast, no snack. I am h u n g r y.

I put battery operated candles in my windows for christmas. Now, I will be having sleepless nights scared of them starting a fire. I mean what's the point of having them when you only turn them on at night, they are on for a couple of hours, then you turn them off. Just another waste of my hard earned money.
Ha! Who am I kidding, I don't spend my money. Let the stupid mexican do it. That's my husband, btw.
I have called him that for many, many years now. Even on my cell phone, it say stupid mexican. My kids thinks it another nationality. Hilarious, methinks.

Thursday is our 11 year anniversary. Seems like a lifetime. What happened to me? I am 30, 3 kids and married since I was 19.
Gray hair, stretch marks and sex. Good sex. Give and take. It's worth it.

It's about time.