Another football weekend

How proud am I of my LSU Tigers!
This goes out my friends who I always enjoy a friendly pissing contest with:

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!

Ok, now that is all out of the way, lets move on.
I went to church this morning. A first in a while, tbh. I was standing beside stupid mexican and this lady walks up she is telling me how beautiful I am and every time she sees me, I get cuter.
SM makes fun of me the rest of the morning and says we need to invite her over for a threesome. Hmm, yea...I don't think so.

I came home and fixed a homemade spaghetti and garlic bread. It was verrrry good. I imagine within the next hour, I will be dying with heartburn. 'Not bad manners, just good food', as they say.

Four days to the anniversary. Still, I have bought no gift. 11 years is steel. I wonder if they make steel picture frames? I was thinking of serving divorce papers in a picture frame. Engraved, of course. Either that or a cock ring. I need to go shopping...mwahahhaha

So much for this lazy Sunday. I am worthless for the rest of what's left of today/night.

Ho Ho Ho...